My vagina hurts just looking at this picture. Like, I would need an ice pack and some ibuprofen.

That right there is why you derve a $5000 purse.

You’re welcome.

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

WOH WOH WOH WOH WOH. Hold up.

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

This video was so goddamn black it’s not funny. I’m not southern, but my roots are, and that bit with the girls dancing in the shorts gave me flashbacks to the cheer and dance squads we used to have in the hood. Beyonce is black. Black as the bottom of your grandmama’s cast-iron skillet. Blackity black, black, black.

Like those tires would DARE!

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

Solvency

I suspect he’s great in the sack too. He seems like a lot of fun.

Ding!

Sweetie? Sweetie? SWEETIE???

This is simplistic, no doubt, but she’s still right about the value of letting go of other people’s judgments. And I really like what she said in another Time piece that they link to in this one:

Until typing her name, today, I had never realised that it was composed of two actual words: Blac Chyna.

I actually love this clapback because I think she’s just using his own sexism/homophobia/machismo against him. To put it another way, its only shaming if he’s insecure about his butt being “penetrated” by a woman; if he were cool with it, there’s no shaming. But maybe I’m giving Amber too much credit here...

I wont claim to know the circumstances of this break up, but it sounds like for the past few years he has been the king of "WHATEVER BITCH ITS NOT LIKE I LIKED YOU ANYWAY"

tweet beat or here?

Like early Grey’s Anatomy. Christina kept trying to get an abortion from the world’s judgiest clinic only to have it be an extra-uterine pregnancy.