Oh, please, let it be Kash.

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

Why is there always someone ready to jump in with the “I KNEW HE WAS BAD ALL ALONG!” comment whenever some rape scandal comes up? Good for you, Captain Hindsight. Maybe next time use your rapist detecting superpower BEFORE there have been a bunch of articles on how he’s a rapist.

I’m giggling because besides the pinecone, this describes my sister’s wedding last summer in alarmingly close detail. We had plastic tables and plates, and the ring bearer was a golden retriever, but other wise, spot-on.

Yes.

Really. Having a great rack doesn’t mean you can’t be a great person and a good mom. Denise is terrific.

This National Hug Day business is bullshit. DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME, YOU DISEASED SHITFUCKS.

Trump couldn't define empathy if it introduced itself by pointing to its dictionary entry.

With like, the added douchiness of “I just can’t remember those wacky brown-people names”.

that’s all I’ve got

Lord have mercy, Beasts of No Nation was incredible, that man is an incredible actor. You are not.

life tip- if someone publicly declares they hate drama it means they actually love it.

Bless your heart.

Yes. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

They’re baaaack...

This is wonderful.

The idea that she blithely ignores what was and continues to be done to Native Americans fills me with rage.

also A+++ that 3 out of the 5 are actresses over 40 and aren’t styled or presented any differently than the younger ones

The practice of fans obsessively referring to celebrities they like as “Mom” or “my real dad” is deeply, ineffably creepy. My god, can you imagine being on the receiving end of that stuff whenever you type something on the internet? Fuuuuck that’s so creepy. I’d have to scrub myself with bleach to get the nauseating…