“I just didn’t know what was passing me.”

That was a bump-into-him-on-purpose-to-make-him-notice-but-pretend-nothing-happened move if I’ve ever seen one. Definitely got his attention. They’re going to have sex in a bathroom for sure.

Jenna Doohickey Tatum is my new favorite Tatum anyway.

YES to that lip color with white.

It's all latex

Turning on a blacklight in that place would be like:

I am so done with commenters shitting on allies and calling them creepy. Why should anyone try to support us if we are just going to accuse them of having ill-conceived motives.

GURL... is that from the Balmain X H&M collaboration?!

And I will get into that White House. I don’t need a tour. I know right where the Oval Office is

I see that title, and all I can think about is an episode of Got 2B Real where Mary J. Blige says to Toni Braxton, “You need to stop singin’ ‘Unbreak My Heart and start singin’ ‘Unbounce My Checks.’” Then Aretha Franklin chimes in with, “Unbounce my check say I’m not in debt.”

Jessica Simpson “acts as if the world is one big open bar.”

I know. ‘Why am I not guaranteed work? I have the right relatives!’

“One really interesting thing about Ben Carson is that he was actually on the Titanic and the ship was going down, and he thought that was it! He was a dead man! But then God time travelled him into the future to save him. You’re probably like to present day? But nah I’m going to add a bunch of unnecessary details…

Comparing it to a acting role is ridiculous. You wouldn’t cast a blonde haired, blue eyed white woman as a half Hawaiian/part Japanese woman, would you?

Did not a single sorority sister have a gun of their own on them? So tragic and so easily prevented with just another gun.

The African Americans who’ve won Oscars, and the role they played.

Hattie McDaniel - a slave

Fuck that. If we’re speculating, let’s at least make it salacious. What if she was in on his whole rape thing? What if she stuck around because she was getting something out of it sexually too? That sounds like a serious power trip.

“voluntarily placed herself in a position of danger and exposure to such injuries and damages.”

They’re British

What about Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting? What a shocker that was, I bet no one saw that coming!