Watching this, I’m thinking if it WAS a conspiracy, everyone involved is lucky he pulled it off, and didn’t read the names in the correct order by accident.

She’d just be learning from her family’s former Sith Master:

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

If you don’t like them, I’d suggest you write and complain, or start a blog critiquing covers, or otherwise let magazines know that you don’t subscribe now but might if they change their content.

Really? No one else?

To appeal to Jews, he made jokes about not wanting their money. I am not kidding. It did not go over well.

“Watch the full rally below...”

All the times “Yas Queen” has been uttered, should have been saved for now.

Any time I see news regarding Russell Crowe, I can only think about the fact that Michael Jackson prank called his stuffy, hateful ass for YEARS.

Explain how fancy skin suction fixes infections in the respiratory system. Be warned, though. If you use the word “toxins” I will use my voodoo graveyard dust and curse you so all off your eyelashes fall out and never grow back.

I want to like her, but she’s the person who gets engaged every five minutes. To the person she just met in CVS who asked her advice on nasal spray or something.

Cupping is like chiropractic, in that some people swear by it, despite there being no scientific evidence of its benefits.

Obligatory?

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

If she’s getting sick over the accidental loss of a ring, I shudder to think what “richer and poorer, in sickness and in health” is going to do to her.

“Well, both sides see things very differently, but you see, my side is objectively right and their side is objectively wrong.”

This little shit thinks he has room to talk about “thirsty”?

I imagine she gets a lot of shit for anything and everything. She’s probably just fending the shit off ahead of time.