There’s so much bro happening in that picture my tea just turned into a Monster energy drink.

“Ur so hott Will u go out w me”

• An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

Naw, it’s not that I don’t care it’s that there isn’t a high street retailer that doesn’t. Seriously, even Marks and Spencer moved to China. You either need to be organising against it or sewing all your own clothes from cotton you grew, picked, spun, wove and then stitched together in order to be able to chastise…

However long it takes for a case to get public attention.

A quick death.

#freejinger

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Patrick Stewart can GET IT. DAMN.

she started dating don johnson when she was 14 and he was 27 :(

Well, they’ve never gone wrong giving it to a German chancellor before.

stacey be like

I thought they were suing a celebrity, though...

Because consensual BDSM play has nothing to do with actual rape. Many sex-positive feminists engage in BDSM without it conflicting or cancelling out their feminist politics.

Lots of women have rape fantasies. Please remember that kink shaming is not okay, and neither acting in nor viewing videos simulating rape is an endorsement of actual rape.

White people.

She was never at fault, except in being polite to someone who thought he could make himself bigger, more special, by reducing her to a sexual object, thereby denying her any sense of self beyond her gender. He is a giant piece of shit.

I had a girlfriend years back. Who’s boss at the office would ask her to take off her shoes every day. At first she thought it was because he didn’t want the employees to dirty the floor. But she noticed no one else had to do it. A few weeks went by and while he was in the rest room she went into his office to get the…

When she took the stage a couple of years ago in Lauderdale she waited for the crazy applause to die down, gripped the mike between her sparkling fingers and gave a shout out: “Bitches, what are are your grandmothers doing tonight?”