First, let’s take away their ability to buy guns or receive help from the state. Next, let’s put them on a list. Third, let’s make them wear a nice yellow badge. Fourth, let’s find areas that we can concentrate these people into for safety. Maybe some sort of camp?

I wouldn’t say I wake up thinking about it, but I definitely wake up thinking about it

I mean - yeah Guy Fieri is an easy target, but “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo” is awesome and hilarious

I’d even back up over him to do it again.

LOLOLOLOLOL Yeah, if a *naturopath* told you, it’s likely wrong.

the fit of that suit for one

There is absolutely no stretch of the imagination involved here. Steampunk Jamiroquai douchebag is exactly it.

You describing Mystery as a steampunk Jamiroquai is going to have me rofl FOR DAYS. And, him being a douchbag is a given.

I read The Game a few years ago. One of my Dude Roommates had it, and was like “read this shit, it will definitely piss you off and also I know you and your sister are obsessed with the VH1 show The Pickup Artist.”

A galaxy (and one of the nice spiral ones) full of stars for this. Thank you.

“People say I talk about spumoni too much and that I’m condescending. (Spumoni is italian ice cream and condescending means I talk down to others.)” - John Kasich

I meant do the pores have gills. Of course THEY have gills.

“It” I’m assuming meaning the 2000 Election.

Very pretty in a pink sundress and straw hat.

Since Jezebel and its privileged young white readership are in the tank for Sanders, I’m not surprised that this article not only leaves out a very important aspect of this incident, it also sells the fiction that BLM represents the black electorate in any meaningful way. Hell, even the unofficial leaders or…

You never, ever put towels that large near the back door. Never. It would rip. It would just be a mess. Put it where it fits.

Maybe you can put the towel set near the back door? I know that’s not the usual place to put them but I think if you try it you’ll realize that (while its a tight squeeze) it fits just fine. Who knows? Maybe you'll even like it there!

WHOA, now that is one impressive towel setup. How does one manage a towel set that large? I’m not sure what I’d even do with it. It certainly wouldn’t fit anywhere I have available.

With a Greek Key pattern? Fuck, Game, you have the same towels as my Yia-Yia in Rock Island, IL. QC THUG LIFE Y'ALL