Exactly. The next sign right underneath it should say:

I’d make a face if someone whacked me in the arm too - no idea why this was such a big deal.

Wait...what? Gervais a) isn’t racist b) has a VERY dry sense of humour c) almost certainly thinks Mel’s a racist arsehole.

An absolutely lovely testament to well-deserved success on these very sites.

Honestly,if there is a story about a guy biting anothe guy I expect the subject to look closer to this.

Ha! You’re my identical foot twin!

It says something about the Brits as a people, though, doesn't it? That they are willing to spend their entire lives in discomfort that could be easily alleviated?

I also am blessed with a high arch and the toenail issue! I also have a very narrow foot. Basically I live in a variety of boots, toms and converse. And greek style sandals in the (what we like to think of as) summer. Basically, if it doesn’t have something over the top of my foot, like a strap, it just constantly…

Fellow half-size shoe wearer here, and I feel your pain. The only shoes I own that fit me are the ones I’ve purchased in the States when I go home. Everything I’ve bought here is either a half size too small or a half size too big. I tend to err on the side of half size too big, as I decided (based on no scientific or…

the more expensive brands like Jones the bootmaker and Clarkes sell half sizes. But yeah, I get what you mean. Im a half size, so I normally end up buying the size below and stretching the shoe out or a size up and wearing thick socks.

Have you tried Boden at all? They’re the one British company I somehow manage to trust with clothing.

Ugh, yes. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO GODDAMNED SHORT? I’m 5’6, so not super tall, but for the life of me, I cannot remember the last time I found a skirt or a dress from somewhere like TopShop that was not mere centimeters from my ass. Or you’ve got places like M&S, where youth goes to die. At age 30, I want neither to look…