mastermario
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
mastermario

You mean the argument that lets any vehicle not made in the past 5 years on the road? Because safety laws are constantly changing.

FortNine does a great everything lol his videos are fantastic.

Max was not ahead prior to the turn”

*prices include hipster and instagram taxes

I wouldn’t spend that kind of money, either, which is why I’d rather make my own bus.

That Transit … clearly designed by someone who has never actually cooked outside.  Your sleeping area is going to smell like the back of a McDonald’s in about 4 days.

I look forward to the pricing catching up with reality. 

You found a part of Ann Arbor that only has students crossing every 1000'?

Holy fuck, what a yikes sandwich. Like, a literal sandwich. With antisemitic bread. My Shitty Internet Commenter bingo card has the three-fer of Godwin’s Law, neo-nazism, and Tesla stanning all checked off. Am I missing any?

*sigh*  Probably, yeah.

Does this mean that instead of the “angry Jeep face”, we’ll have the “angry Bronco shoulder” - scoops, spikes, and jagged edges like a Gwar costume?

care to elaborate further? they’re pretty bro-ish but they don’t seem like bad dudes. 

Cops draw a line pretty quickly between “good guy” and “bad guy” and then steer their behavior based on that presumption. Their justification is that “well he’s guilty of something.” Don’t fall into that same trap.

I’ll one-up you: IMPORT a Voltz, dress it up like my Vibe, go to a car show, and park them across the aisle from each other... One in the Domestic section, one in Import.

A long time ago in Earth years, but only a little over a year ago in Saturn years.

Can’t they just hire Dwayne Johnson instead? He looks almost identical to The Rock!

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

That bike would definitely land me in my boss’s office or in HR... it would be wrapped out every time I twisted the throttle... even if I was just going from first to second and back to first, everywhere I went.  My wife and my employer would quickly get tired of hearing me come and go if, for no other reason, to just

Customers demand more ground clearance, so we raised the hood an extra foot. I get that ground clearance means raising hardware up which means lifting body lines but you go ahead and look me in the eye GM and tell me that the hood on the silverado 1500 and up is because of the 9 whole inches of ground clearance.

Could you please, please, please turn off the auto-play for embedded videos? If I don’t pause it quickly enough at the end of the video, it automatically brings me away from the article and to the page for whatever the next video that is queued up, which is very frustrating.