I haven’t seen that in years. Thank you.

He and Kim—noted forensics fan—are likely holed up together and will solve this case in 48 hours.

I would like to subscribe to your celebrity blog.

God, being that famous sounds awful. Can you even take a piss without someone following you in there?

One bodyguard for the three of them is kind of ridiculous. Not blaming them or the guard, but in general, they need much more than that, given who they are and what they’re likely to have on their persons.

My father-in-law, RIP, had a wonderful habit of reaching up to his ears to turn down his hearing aids whenever my mother-in-law started yelling at him.

Yeezus!

You don’t touch God. You look and appreciate God

Art, the only industry that shamelessly states they don’t give a crap about the quality of the painting, only who painted it.