She's not entitled to payment from me...unless i decided I really wanted a macaroni necklace artist at my event. Then I would think that yes, I could afford to pay her since she is a service I want. Revolva didn't offer to do hula-hooping and then get angry, Oprah's tour manager approached her because they wanted…

"Every inch of this creation"?

you should shed excess water weight by peeing on everything they own

After Zayn Malik had to skip out on One Direction's Today Show gig because of a stomach bug, Matt Lauer asked his bandmates if the true reason for his absence was substance abuse and Malik is reasonably pissed about it.

Teenaged girls don't tweet about Bob Geldof, either.

I would much rather see Billy Mack's "Christmas Is All Around" make #1.

As someone who was brought up Catholic in a predominately Catholic country, I feel like people are too quick to brush aside the importance of Pope Francis. There are 1.2 billion Catholics across the world who look to this man for leadership, and I'd rather it be a man like him than a man like Pope Benedict XVI.…

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"... has had his sentence reduced to "illegally accessing a police database"..." - That's not a sentence, that's a conviction. And the conviction wasn't "reduced", it was overturned. He was convicted of two crimes; conspiring to kidnap women, and illegally accessing a police database. One was overturned, the other was…

...old Biden can totally get it too. Let's be honest

I'll stop using "Mama" in reference to June if everyone else stops using "Dr." in reference to Phil.

It was about a flying car, right?

Well played, Met.

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

I also think that part of the reason Gandhi is so loved and promoted by everyone (mostly white people) is because of his nonviolent, passive angle. Just let the white people beat us! They'll realize the error of their ways! I always feel like when Gandhi is brought up, it's like "look up non-white people if you…

I would just like to use this opportunity to mention that the very same people who trying to pass laws banning the supposed threat of Sharia Law, are also trying to force "Christian Law" into actual law..... Because in America you are free to practice your religion as long as it's Christianity, you are free to carry a…

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Silly costumes, imperial wizards, and warring factions... are we sure the KKK isn't just redneck LARPing with black people playing the part of orcs?

Our concern here is not about innovation, it is about misleading labelling," a Unilever spokesperson said in a statement Tuesday. "We simply wish to protect both consumers from being misled and also our brand."

Can we all agree that that "tangy zip of Miracle Whip" is not mayo, is vile and has actually caused me irreperable harm?