Fuck him, I'm not using that nickname since it's an unfortunate link to the real War Machine.

a) i love ben

Pretty sure New Jersey is and always will be the armpit of America.

Unless there's a loaf of bread available with 'Happy Challah-days" written on it, this entire list can GTFO.

I am dismayed over the recent interpretation of events described in my book Not That Kind of Girl.

Baltimore Ravens: "The 15 year-old boy deeply regrets the role he played during the incidents."

It doesn't have to be a "never ending battle" if his CAPTIVE audiences stop being docile. Maybe if more people talked back to him, he'd eventually get worn out and STFU. How many people is this one asshole annoying/offending? About time HE had to listen to some unwelcome input.

BeYawnce

You've been warned that once you read these lyrics, they'll be stuck in your head for the rest of the week: "If you wanna be my lover/ You gotta get with my friends/ Make it last forever/ Friendship never ends." Sorry.

All Hitler wanted was a little bit of territory in western France!

See, beginning Christmas the day after Thanksgiving is right and proper. Any more than that is TOO MUCH CHRISTMAS.

could someone at Jezebel put together a look book of Delia's best (or worst) looks through the late 90/early 00. Delia's deserves a proper eulogy and I NEED that nostalgia.

"We passed the Turing test! Bwuahhhaaa haaa."

One year I dressed as a spin doctor. Scrubs, stethoscope, and a round piece of cardboard with a spinner - with options like obfuscation, lies, etc.

You win the disproportionately insane and overwrought comment response competition. We can all go home now.

IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE EBOLA THEN SHE CAN'T INFECT ANYONE WITH EBOLA. IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE EBOLA THEN SHE CAN'T INFECT ANYONE WITH EBOLA. IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE EBOLA THEN SHE CAN'T INFECT ANYONE WITH EBOLA. IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE EBOLA THEN SHE CAN'T INFECT ANYONE WITH EBOLA. IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE EBOLA THEN SHE CAN'T INFECT…

100s of nurses and doctors in the US have treated ebola patients here, but we aren't quarantining them, right? I read that at least 70 health care providers will come in contact with Dr. Craig Spencer. They aren't being asked to stay in their homes for 21 days. Is ebola only scary when it comes directly from Africa?…

Heck, I would vote for *Douglas Reynholm* before them.

This makes me so happy. I love Viola Davis and she is so perfect as Annalise.