I'm bringing Lavar Purrton.

Something tells me I'll be reusing these GIFs an awful lot... *headdesk*

Poor dog! He's already got a broken leg and has to have surgery, why humiliate him even further by naming him fucking Starbucks?? Hasn't he suffered enough?

I don't think that meets CDC guidelines for quarantine.

i am now holding everyone who gives me the flu financially liable.

That is not accurate, he rode the subway but he rode the subway when he had NO fever. Ebola is NOT infectious before you have a fever. He took his temperature twice a day, he stayed inside as much as he could, he consciously limited his physical contact with other people (because Ebola can ONLY be transmitted through…

I usually am 100% doxxing people, but I would like someone to at least find out which neighborhood specifically this guy lives in, so that we can all take busloads of children to his house and have them ring the bell.

But it just bugs me, because we already pay more than enough taxes toward actual social services.

I posted a version of this on my Facebook, saying religious nuts are religious nuts, no matter who it is. And a super conservative relative posted "guess which one Id prefer to fly my airplane?" I said, "neither since you don't own a plane and if you did I'm sure someone like you wouldn't dare have a female pilot."…

a kid at my high school fought hard to have a picture of him wearing a fake mustache included in the yearbook—he had a ton of support and ended up getting his way. to make it even better, my school put baby pictures next to the senior pictures.... he was also wearing a fake mustache in the baby picture. it was…

Charleston is gay as fuck, even if they don't admit it. I mean, look at these suits!

My friends boyfriend broke up with her in an olive garden. And the idiot said to put the bill on his card.

So the Catholics are okay as long as we're yanking the calendar of feast days from their Papist loving hands for a demo? Is that what Kirk here is saying?

You know little about health research. Dogs (family pets), with rare diseases, are constantly used for research purposes! Fuck. If you don't know about something, stop acting like you do and questioning my authenticity.

As a Syracuse alum, I'll co-sign that "fuck Georgetown," albeit for different reasons.

"It makes total sense that the pizza boy accept her invitation inside. I'm glad they're developing his character."

Oh, you sweet summer child.

Check out "The Boss" by Abigail Barnette! It's super fucking sexy, well written, and isn't a manual for an abusive relationship. Yay!