In every one of these photos "Peter" seems to have absolutely no awareness of how she looks - and I mean in her poses. There's no strength in any of her limbs or her torso; she seems to just be hanging from a wire with a bent leg, not even trying to look like she's flying or doing anything other than simply hanging…

I wish that instead of "wholeheartedly committed to raising their child" couples would say "aren't that interested in the baby and will likely let it become feral"

Tragicrafting!

Regarding the prayer candle:

And it still cannot be transmitted by flies. No scientific organization has ever recorded a case or spoken in any way about it being transmissable by flies. "It stands to reason" is not a sound scientific theory.

No. Ignoring it won't help anyone.

How calculated, but he's still spewing his new black shit here. Build a school WHERE? Teach a child WHAT? These answers are extremely vague. I think once he became conscious of the fact that he has more white fans then he's ever had ever since he came out with Happy, he's made the decision to spew the colorblind…

Where are you encountering people in the media saying it's "nothing to worry about?!" All the coverage I've encountered has been pretty clear about this being a major crisis in West Africa. Now, if you're referring to American newscasters reassuring Americans that it is not going to become an outbreak here — well,…

Oh myyyy. *fans herself* Is there anyone else getting hot and, ummmm, appreciative at the sight of that soccer player with the manly arms and the sweaty chest carrying that dog so gently? There's something about a man who is good to animals that just makes me weak in the knees, especially if he's tall dark, European…

I don't think it's totally unreasonable to be nervous about handing your weeks-old baby to a babysitter you had to find within a week, though.

Huisman is cornering the market on the role of hot man of a powerful and take-charge woman with a child (or three dragons). (see GoT and Orphan Black)

Every single TV show needs more Adam Pally.

I don't think it's a troll. I think it is pretty obviously sarcasm. I mean, come on. "5th Divinity of the Astral Mountain Baptist Church"

Bonus points for that middle name if you become a Jesuit

Now I'm dying thinking about him, Luke Russert, and Meghan McCain just walking around major networks, dying for anybody to notice them and pretending to hate when their actually famous parents are the only things people want to ask them about.

The only subway artist I'll talk to better be making me a sweet onion teriyaki footlong which I plan on consuming with a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in front of my binge rewatch of Bones.

I worked in a skilled nursing facility on the rehabilitation staff, and we all had to sign these. I read the fine print and realized that I was signing off on something that barred me from working from any "competitor" for three years after I left the current company. Taken strictly, this would have meant that I could…

I know, right? Mr Corgi and I have been together 14 years and he knows he's a) not allowed to take money out of my purse b) not take Scotch out of my office c) save over my saved games and d) EAT MY FUCKING LEFTOVERS THOSE ARE MINE YOU MOTHERFUCKER MINE MINE MINE.

I didn't even want to fuck him before, but this sounds awesome.