Someone needs to get a White House petition going to make this mandatory, obvs.

I don't see any hoes in your pic. Just shovels.

I know, Christ. It's like making "I was dressing as Uncle Remus from Song of the South!" a defense of your costume.

If other sellers spent half as much time in their own shops as they did hanging out in others they'd do themselves a WORLD OF GOOD.

Agreed, I don't care if they still look "classy" or "classic" in 20-40 years, I want them to look more like they are about to perform a grade school pageant on the history of America, as envisioned by Bob Mackie.

Is it weird that I wanted to give a thumbs up at my screen in return? 'Cause I don't think it's weird.

You misspelled "Footloose".

If women are like dogs, does that mean I can pee on this dude's shoes as a reasonable reaction to his app? That's what my ill-behaved dog does when he's mad.

His last name is Lynch? Deriving from Irish Gaelic origins? Fucking papists ruining this damn country.

I''ve heard that exact line from guys smaller than 7 inches... And I've had bigger than 7 inches. And I think all the ladies can agree that inches don't REALLY matter, it's just how well you can stop thinking about black penises in bed.

Whenever this particular subject comes up, it's always a good idea to post this video for some perspective from the other side.

I personally refused to have a wedding Pinterest board until he actually put a ring on it, but I don't fully begrudge people in committed relationships who see this kind of future building one... If they want to be overwhelmed by sparkly things and mason jars before they even start writing out a guest list, have at it.

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That is his official name, spoken aloud, in unison, across this land every time he shows his face on screen.

I prefer 'Meth Damon'.

I disagree. Living in NYC I often find myself in situations where I'm with mostly white people, but when I look around I'm rarely the only POC in the room. I also think, and have some anecdotal experience to back this up, that if you ask the white people in those situations if there are any POC in the room they…

But GUUUYS, she didn't have her hairdryer for like two weeks.

Get off my lawn, Quvenzhane!

The fuck is this world coming to when The Weasel is the voice of social conscience.

Arguing things like "both sides are fucking up" doesn't take into account the difference of power and force. Since we're on Jez, I'll use this analogy: Two MMA dudes beating each other up is an equal fight, one MMA fighter exchanging blows with his 100-pound wife is not.