I definitely thought that when I read it. I was like, 'Making meth is complicated - surely there are very few teenagers with enough knowledge of chemistry to make their own meth'.

I hate myself for doing this, but it's HIPAA. Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act.

Why do Sammy Davis Jr. and Marilyn Monroe's (I'm sorry, Norma Jeane Dimaggio) photos look like mugshots?

Warren Hill, the intellectually disabled black man who was set to be murdered in Georgia today, was granted a temporary stay of execution.

If Captain America and Hitler are in the same mural, why and how is Cap not punching Hitler in the face?

I don't think I have ever seen a game bocce ball played by people who weren't 11 beers deep and nearly unconcious.

Oh, hey. You're home from Afghanistan. Cool.

Is Bieber even a US citizen? Shouldn't he get deported after doing enough of this shit?

I'm not sure if it's regional or not, but I'm not a fan, mostly because of the herps. A large percentage of adults have the oral herpes virus and it's just rude to pass that stuff onto kids. They should be able to grow up and get herpes like the rest of us: random drunk make-out sessions.

I'll just leave this here:

In our household, we have a separation of powers. The legislative is downstairs and the executive is upstairs. We don't talk about what she does on her side and what I do on my side. There's no sharing of inside information.

You know, I thought for the whole first two and half seasons that the show couldn't possibly introduce to anyone more detestable than Joffrey. The cowardly, sniveling, murdering psychopath. And then...

I have always felt that there is a striking resemblance between the Mallory Archer - Krieger and Queen Cersei - Qyburn relationships. Unethical mad scientist to a paranoid, unstable but tough matriarch.

But the daily scrubbing of the black-caked feet upon returning home is one of the hallmarks of NYC summer!

Yikes, sorry to see everyone piling on you. It seems like they've completely missed the in an ambulance part of your post.

seriously, as a Catholic (currently estranged from my church due to issues with its teachings), I find someone that specifically does NOT identify as Catholic wearing a rosary or a crucifix to be highly disrespectful. One cannot say "the church is full of shit" and still wear a crucifix that denotes Catholicism. a…

Tomorrow on Fox News: Daleks: Why are they so liberal?!

Things that distracted me in middle school:

Tight pants, short skirts, long skirts, loose pants, that squirrel outside the window, the girl in front of me, the girl behind me, the guy on my left, the girl on my right, the tree scratching against the window, the teacher's sweaty armpits, the scratch of chalk on a board,…