It’s funny how people project on neutral Jez posts. Sometimes people get all indignant like why are we supposed to be angry about this?! and then there’s comments like this one with the whole so what why are we praising this?! It’s like some readers just can’t handle news for news’ sake.

It’s teh French club. The guy with the “C” didn’t make it.

Holy shit, this passes as newsworthy? There are literally 100,000 worse things being done by kids right this second.

wouldn’t that analogy only work if there were rumors like that?

That dog like looks pretty chill and confident tho.

Ellen has become a fucking asshole

Nice try. That’s just what everyone would want me to think.

You’re lucky. My freshman year floor was an all girl floor with people who I guess never drank before. There was vomit all the time. Oh and this weird guy who used to come around and knock on people’s doors then make inappropriate requests if you let him in the room, like repeatedly asking you to sit on his lap. And…

Finally. This company has been horrible to the ozone layer.

Had a morning meeting in NYC. Rushing down the streets, I stepped in what I know was vomit. As this meeting involved me setting up my computer, crawling on the floor under the table plugging in various cables, the thought of doing that with vomit-encrusted shoes was sickening to this germaphobe. On my way to the…

I’m not sure, I just know that when you retire you get a diamond engagement ring.

Yikes, she read the material and wanted that part??

And that’s totally fine. Let the woman who wears makeup for her job guide the line with her preferences, while someone else expertly formulates per her specs. It’s a fine breakdown of labor.

Does Au Fudge mean they have bars of gold fudge? I’m confused

I don’t think Apple will for a while. They kept passwords when they added touchID. It’s your only unlock option after a restart.

The real winner of last night’s episode was the creepy old man who got a nice Issa-scented blanket.

The blowjob story line was so dumb. While I think a man should always give a heads up when he’s about to come, the blower should recognize things could get messy. Don’t give head if you’re not okay with some jizz. Same for going down on a women, things might get sloppy.

a black boston terrier named flavor flav

Truly. I still generally like Banana Republic stuff for the office, but GAP stuff is mostly like, “What if Old Navy clothes were more expensive and less flattering?”

The only secret couple I want to see finally go public is Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow.