Reading about Paris Hilton does kinda make me want to barf, but this is Dirt Bag, right? Not Barf Bag? Mayhaps we have too many bags...

I agree with you, but it’s not an unimpeachable opinion. Parks was at it’s worst in seasons 1 and 2, not to mention it completely ripped off the faux documentary style from The Office. I think 30 Rock is the true underrated show of that era.

Plus, Grace & Frankie is hysterical.

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

I always hated when my ex used to say “we are having a baby” to anyone who was pointing my belly whenever I was pregnant.

Cats work for the devil. They headed out of town ages ago, without even looking back.

How so?

I didn’t realize that was her in the picture above. From the home page, I thought it was one of the Real Housewives.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

Gossip Girl was great thanks to Leighton Meester.

Does it?

This reminds me of that episode of Girls where Hannah and Elijah do a bunch of cocaine and go out dancing.

“We need to harass them and push them out and make it uncomfortable for these turkeys to be in our neighbourhood”

Turkeys are seriously the fucking worst. They’re big, ugly, aggressive, and stupid. They were introduced into the East Bay hills here in the Bay Area for sport a little over a decade ago, but people here don’t fucking hunt turkeys, and they’ve reproduced like mad. They get hit by cars on the freeways, they terrorize…

I agree. Also, this pictures makes me feel things in my pants.

He was also delightful in the GoT musical skit!

I don’t know but I think she looks sexy AF so I hope there’s more controversy and ensuing pictures like this.

Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...

The whole thing played without buffering ❤️