Rosé is for weenies. Talk to me when you start mixing gin and a dash of fruit punch koolaid in your champagne.

I’m confused. The NY Post’s Page Six reported Mindy’s pregnancy as “an unexpected surprise.” But if it was a surprise, it would not have been expected, would it?

I’m really bummed that SBC isn’t in the role, and I hope it’s an actual biopic and not a biopic of Queen. I honestly have no idea if Freddie Mercury was tall, but his presence felt tall and lanky and powerful, and to me, Rami always looks like a teeny tiny person - there’s nothing wrong with being teeny tiny, obvi, it…

Tilda Swinton

speaking of deeply f’ed up premises (premii?) does anyone remember, the swan:

That is a good dog.

Unless you have an allergy or health condition that prevents you from using fluoride, don’t use fluoride-free toothpaste. Love your teeth people and let them love you back.

Sorry but this story is shit-stirring and mean.

Can confirm. Anything my parents did with my older brother: birthdays, extra-curriculars, touring colleges - they were too bored to do the second time around. And now I’m reading kinja sites on what should be a workday.

I dunno, might have something to do with my older sibling doing stuff like telling me our parents had been killed in a car accident and he was in charge of me now.

More specifically, nerves “run” on salt ions, such as the ones found in salt water. So exposing these intact nervous pathways to salt water causes the nerves to fire and muscles to contract.

Oh cool, let’s watch an animal suffer. Such a rad idea for a post.

AUDIBLY CACKLED. 

They are ashamed the war has become a public spectacle and hurting the family name.

Of course she’s not dead.

#TeamNoOne

“She’s being more careful this year. She’s learning.”

That’s her real face? I thought that was an outtake from “White Chicks.”

But why make the announcement at all?! This concerrrrrns me!!

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…