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Just watch some porn and all your questions will be answered. It doesn’t take a magical school bus to find that which you seek.

I’m assuming based on her former Proactiv spokesperson status, she’s struggled a lot with acne, and that can make someone feel uncomfortable being barefaced, especially when so much of their job is to be on camera. Count your blessings that you don’t need makeup to feel beautiful. Signed, a person with persistent

Amber Rose started stripping at 15 to support her family after her parents divorced. And she speaks out regularly about sexual bullying. She might be thirsty for a show biz career but I think she’s probably is a good egg.

Didn’t she basically plagarize Kim’s face and body too?

camouflage or not, we see you kylie.

My inner gym bro is muttering about how that’s not enough protein, but my inner gym bro would live off of mainlined whey powder shakes and salmon sashimi if I’d let him.

Meal one: For breakfast, Khloé downs one scoop of whey protein powder with one tablespoon of almond butter and a fruit of her choice blended with ice and water and made into a shake.

hello. 29, lonely and friendless here. want to be friends?

Hello. 26, lonely and friendless here, have been most of my life. I couldn’t fathom asking someone to kill themselves. Goodbye.

She’s a despicable sociopath. End of story.

I’m team Ariel winters mom. This child is lost and looking for trouble.

I hate uniforms. They sidestep the issue entirely.

I have relatives who are high school teachers, and have had this debate with them. They’ll say things about how high school girls are all dressing “slutty these days” (ugh), their cleavage is too much, etc etc, they just want attention. And I’m like listen, WHY do you care? Why do kids have to dress professionally?

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

BYU will expel you for looking at the uncovered ankle of the opposite sex too long. And expel the person showing the ankle.

The only way Facebook would go after terrorists it would be the terror posts had moms breastfeeding.

I heard he bought a new turtleneck with each car purchase.

He has enough money to buy a new car when this one is dirty. Hell Steve Jobs bought a new Mercedes every 6 months just so he could drive around without a license plate.

Karma’s a bitch. Hope you never need multiple surgeries and long term pain control. It’s easy to make jokes from your high horse. There’s no excuse for what he did but to joke about a public health epidemic, well like I said, karma bro.

Those poor tires. He finally got a hole in one.