He’s so see-through: his principle ambition is to undo everything the black man did before him. To paraphrase Stephen Colbert: Trump is so hell-bent on undoing everything Obama did, that it wouldn’t surprise me to see him bring out the 7 Thanksgiving turkeys he pardoned and bludgeon them to death with a club.”

I’m a horrible person who has a special place reserved in hell for me, complete with a velvet rope and a disco ball, because I was distracted by the picture as I read the headline and thought it said “Prince William Opens Up About the Loss of His Hair.”

And yet kid rock is still alive.

Obviously, someone is still mad about losing their job and benefits at the circus.

Great advice for all situations.

Not a ridiculously long train! Good choice!

I call ThornyDick

Man, Taylor really has a type, and that type is “bland looking white guy.”

I know you referenced it in the article, but it should be extremely highlighted:

If she doesn’t know who Kylie is, then anyone of us could be Kylie. Am...am I Kylie?

Hot take.

I’m good with not knowing.

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

Wait. Peeling an avocado? What?

I’m amazed that people manage to cut themselves when dealing with avocados. I assume they slice off their fingers when chopping onions as well.

Please. The real question is: Will Terror Tot George be there? That’s all the people really care about. Megan who?

I have no love for Comey but trump firing the head of the FBI while being investigated by the FBI is very troubling. I believe the last president who did this was Nixon so...

I beg your pardon Kara, but the correct pronunciation is “lawr”.

A girl who was seemingly conceived, incubated, hatched, trained, conditioned and indoctrinated to be an object of sexual desire as the sole purpose of her existence and her only contribution to society is saying that she doesn’t get to be objectified enough? Do I have the right read on this one?

It’s what teenagers with rich parents and like, adults with no style but big disposable income like to buy.