Any day that ends on “Y” is good day to get shit-faced.

Male dolphins are the definition of fuckboy.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

If we could get Trump to go to North Korea, I say we give it a shot.

Did anyone else cringe while reading that apology? (Not for the intention, but for the actual words/writing ability.) Maybe it’s just that I’ve been doing line-edits for an academic journal recently but girl please make friends with a copy-editor. (Also I am impressed that her phone was only at 2% battery, I can’t…

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

With that nice little Pepsi ad at the end.

But how many scarves will Brad Pitt wear in the sequel? Will he also make pancakes?

I’m still pretty convinced that Elon Musk is a real life Bond villain, so...

I hate going into stores. I’m a Black woman who’s known all of her life that retailers are going to follow me from the moment I walk through the doors. I also have a curvy shape that blossomed at 15 and the 90s weren’t great for people who looked like me. Trying on clothes sucked back in the day. It was always a huge…

At least it didn’t ruin his hair.

Um...

I don’t think it’s in any way disrespectful to those that died in the Holocaust to make comparisons between Hitler and Trump. Their tactics are alarmingly similar. There’s a reason the KKK and the new-nazis support Trump.

Am I missing something about this woman? She’s basically Lindsey Lohan, but without the successful mainstream career to ruin.

When people ask me if I have kids, I usually respond with, “No, I have a very expensive computer instead.”

I really don’t get people crapping on Anne Hathaway. She’s always seemed so intelligent; kind; well-spoken; humble; NOT assholelish at all. Maybe she seemed a bit pretentious for a hot minute there, I guess? But, like, who gives a crap. That’s pretty harmless, in the grand scheme of things.

Hot take: every woman I know with young kids is either:

We all have nap rooms at work. Theyre called bathroom stalls.

Last time I went to a Walmart, it was to buy a pair of steel toed boots for a film shoot on an industrial site. My impression of that store was it was a refuge for people who have completely and utterly given up. I could feel my soul and my identity being drained away every minute I spent in there, and I soon found…