He would have an evolutionary advantage what with the natural camoflauge of his complexion.

All day I’ve been reading the Tomi Lahren headlines as, “Woman Lies Down With Dogs, Gets Fleas”

She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Fellow big girl here. If I can’t wear a bra, I won’t wear it. Every time I see a plus size off or no shoulder shirt, my boobs hurt. What if there’s a situation where I have to run from danger? My boobs would be flying everywhere and may hurt a child or small man.

thats because racism has not only been legitimized, its been deemed patriotism.

I also remember her very classy temper tantrum when her sports boyfriend did not win the Cy Young Award (best pitcher in baseball) last year.

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

Yeah, I’m mid-20s and “K” on it’s own is basically shorthand for “I don’t want to deal with you right now.” I’m not even a huge fan of “okay” tbh. Acceptable short responses to confirm you’ve read a text: “Gotcha”, “sure thing”, thumbs up emoji.

I know, right? A well placed period in a text convo can be very powerful, especially when I’m trying to convey I am annoyed ;)

Did you hear the one about Anthony Weiner fighting with his new girlfriend? When she found out that the feds might charge him with possession of child porn, she screamed at him that he was a pedophile. Anthony turned to her and said “Pedophile, huh? That’s an awfully big word for a ten year old.”

This gets brought up in every article about him, but the documentary about his attempted comeback is fascinating. He’s a fairly talented politician, and were he still in office he would certainly be one of Trump’s most vocal foils. So the irony of him possibly being an indirect cause of Trumo’s rise to power due to…

“Do you realize how angry people have to be to voluntarily go to JFK?”

~ Stephen Colbert

I just want to shout out to Planned Parenthood for making my abortion decision as painless as possible.

As a mom of a daughter now, I often think about the day I had an abortion and they no way made me feel uncomfortable about my decision. They identified it as cells, and not as a person. They comforted me, and…

This one just made me cry.

My favorite anecdote from a friend at the DC March: “My husband pointed out about halfway through the march that he hadn’t yet seen a misspelled sign. I watched carefully after that, and he was right — thousands of signs, not a single misspelling.”

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

Saw this on Instagram:

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.