I remember when all the sudden every geek I knew started calling me Leeroy (my last name is Jenkins) almost at once...

They have that rich white man confidence that makes them think they’re so much smarter than everyone else and so much money that no one ever shows them that they’re not...it’s a dangerous cycle.

“People”? Wow...just fucking wow...

Here in Portland there’s been a huge influx of drivers from California, many of whom drive SUVs and are convinced that makes them unstoppable in snow, sleet, driving rains...whatever. They’re the most infuriatingly dangerous drivers on the road...speeding, tailgating, swerving in and out, cutting you off. They have no…

Wow...am I so dense? Huh...little sensitive there, eh? Maybe forget for a second that you’re almost certainly the exact guy I’m talking about here and ask yourself how many of these trucks are ever actually used for much beyond being a commuter vehicle that never lugs anything more demanding than a fat asshole or…

It’s like they think they’re being cute...like they’re pulling something over on everyone and this is a little game they play to revel in how clever they are and how dumb everyone else is. It’s fucking disgusting, fucking insulting, and goddamn demoralizing to see them pretty much get away with it. Fuck anyone who…

I’d say most the folks who buy these fancy ass new trucks never intended to use them for their proper purpose anyway. It’s all a status/feeling like a big man thing. Absolutely laughable.

“I’m pretty sure Jay Z has 99 problems, and a Zimmerman ain’t one.”

I worked I construction for a decade and a half and we all hated the guys with big jacked up trucks. No, asshole, I’m not gonna help you get your jobox out...

All these ridiculous giants trucks with 100 trim packages marketed to people who buy them for nothing more than driving from their suburban home to their office job. What a joke!

That book sounds great! Thanks for dropping the suggestion here in the feed for all of us.

I run in to this with men’s sizes too! I’m right on the cusp of modern large/extra large which makes me roughly a xxlarge or even xxxlarge in vintage...which they pretty much didn’t make! Having long arms, a barrel chest, and super broad shoulders definitely doesn’t help. 

Small, red faced, and crazy angry is it’s own kind of scary! Glad you’re working in a better environment now...

Here’s your jizzwich...I mean...uh...fishwich, sir!

Right? I ran in to this video on a playlist recently and couldn’t believe it was anything other than a joke. Just talentless.

Because the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a joke! There’s all kinds of pioneers of modern popular music who haven’t been inducted while a bunch of MTV era artists are just getting rushed in. It’s laughable.

Worked at a shitty little dive bar wother no bouncer and they’d always grab one of us cooks if there was an issue. I’m a bigger guy (6'1", 240) and kinda rough looking but my buddy was like 160 lbs on a good day...he’s lucky he never got hurt.

You just have to know how to properly roll it in to your fist or you’re begging for a broken hand...

This! In the NW we say both and even the all inclusive soda pop!

Of course they called him an idiot...they work for the FBI, it’s their job to notice the details!