I knew a gym rat guy who sold steroids and other big arms/little dick supplements and almost his entire clientele was cops...

I’d bet he considers himself the victim in all this...fucking sickening.

To be fair, he usually just hangs around The My Little Pony section at Wal-Mart...

And just the way they say it sounds rough. ”One of our attorneys is A Jew”...not “One of our attorneys is Jewish”. That little difference feels worlds apart coming from her and with him smirking in the background.

My ex has family out there...only directions I needed were “turn east when you smell meth and horse shit”.

I had no clue that any of those folks were biracial...that’s rad!

You heard about the Psych movie coming out? Sooooo excited!

Whatever it takes to make Mountain Dew palatable, am I right?

One (sad) upside to the current atmosphere of sexual predation being openly challenged is the likelihood of victims of less traditional forms of predation coming forward. Up til now this is the only example I’ve heard of a female victim levelling accusations against another woman and there have only been a few male…

White pepper and dry mustard?!? I never would have considered those ingredients but I imagine they’re amazing for adding some extra kick!

My grandma always said “boys are taught to talk, girls are taught to listen”...it’s sad but true.

Every man out there (myself included) needs to learn to say “please help me understand this issue from your point of view” and then shut the fuck up and listen.

I’d put money on him being in to CBT...

He looks like the kind of guy who ripped me off for a dub sack in high school and then tried to call me the next weekend, somehow thinking I was dumb enough to ever sell to him again...

That whole IPA thing is the whole left coast at this point. I don’t know how many places I’ve been in Washington, Oregon, and California with what looks like an extensive tap list at first glance but turns out to be 2/3s IPAs. A friend who’s super into beer basically explained that at this point anyone can brew a…

Why does this kind of bullshit seem to always come from people who look just like this woman or a guy who looks like a lacrosse bro all grown up? There’s like 3 hair colors and 3 haircuts to mix and match for each but other than that, interchangeable.

He butts into the UK’s business, they respond, then he tells them to mind their own business? I mean...c’mon...how can anyone be that dumb?

Not me personally but I’ve heard it a million times on construction sites. I think it’s a thing with certain types who probably don’t read Jezebel...or more accurately, don’t read at all.

I genuinely don’t mind people who ride their bikes...but then there’s that certain “bike person” that I just can’t stand. Has a bike lane but still uses the actual street, runs reds and stop signs without even looking, leans against your vehicle when they do stop, keeps their pant leg rolled up ALL FUCKING DAY when…