Not Modern enough bruh. 

My childhood

So this was all your doing!? You subjected us all to this most terrible of fates all just for your own devastation!? You sick, beautiful, unicorn-loving bastard! I hope you sleep well at night, but not too well! (ง ͡ ❛ ︹ ͡❛)ง

Bulletin Board System, back when getting online meant using a modem and tying up your landline. MUD is a multi-user dungeon, or a text-based role-playing game that could be played on some BBSs. MUSH and MUCK were variations on that, and some of the packages allowed for editing content and expanding the world however…

Pricier cosmetics can be fine. The problem is that they were supposed to fund F2P games that didn’t have box prices and support ongoing development in lieu of subscriptions.

I think I bought the horse armor. Sorry, I take some of the blame.  Since then, I’ve seen the error of my ways and have tried to redeem myself by not purchasing the MK Halloween fatality or Halo MKV skin.

Apex Legends has an incredibly steep learning curve. New players have to learn a ton of stuff just to operate at a base line level. You have to learn how each of the individual legends work, the gun recoil patterns, movement techniques, how the attachments work and so on.

THEN you have to learn how to make smart…

that ought to show those guys asking for a living wage earlier this year!

Clearly it. People saw that p2w slop and said noooope. 

And it’s AFTER the “More from Kotaku” footer.

So, you say you chicked, did you?

The fact that there is no snappy quote before the “HIGH” entry makes me think that you’re correct.

I don’t see a single puddle so this must be a graphical downgrade.

Its not the first one the dev has done. Atari 50 is kind of this same style which came out last year. They have made a few other classic game collections as well but not of the same depth as Atari 50 or this one.

Or, it’s an unsurprisingly terrible port of a current-gen only game that should never have been ported to Switch in the first place.

Part of the reason the game was chosen was what it did *at the time* when technology was so limited, which is all covered in the product. It is an industry pioneer product.

It is. But there’s a huge influx of collectors right now, being ultra dumb, so Pokemon Company is just going full tilt.

I don’t know. I just looked it up.

This will be the sixth in 2023. 

I’m not trying to be mean here, I’m being 100% genuine. If you are not currently seeing a therapist it would be a good idea to try and find one.