“Can’t be understated”

One count of attempted assault and 2 counts of assault? Did he try throwing it a second time and missed or something? Wouldn’t this be one single completed assault?

Horrible time for a joke, but I like the cut of your jib.  That was a good one.

That’s not what you said, though. You said “Speedrun a fresh cube.” Nowhere in there does it state a toy store cube, nor off the shelf.

That Honda Accord is worth that million dollars. Don’t you know how they’re the leader in all things automobile? They’re designed with a precision and love that not even Koenigsegg can touch. Their MPG is legendary at like 38 mpg in the CITY. That’s UNHEARD OF.

I just want the boxoffice subreddit back.

Hecking got him.

At this point, they’ve tripled-down.  That’s too much commitment even for a troll.

I guess it shouldn’t surprise me, but it’s insane how uneducated some people in the comments are regarding speedcubing.

Bro you literally have no idea what you’re talking about. There are cubes designed with mechanisms that far exceed Rubik’s own in terms of efficiency. Yes, speedcubers use lubricant, but even if you use lubricant on a Rubik’s cube, you will see how bad they are for speedcubing. There are places like The Cubicle (not…

I can’t tell if this is coming from a place of being salty that you’ll never be as good at solving a 3x3x3 as Max Park, or if it’s a failed joke.  Either way, you look like a goof.

I don’t think it matters if you have joined the subreddit in particular. I am a part of the gaming and boxoffice subreddits, and I am unable to enter them right now. So I don’t think it matters if you joined prior to the blackout.

Have you watched the video?  This is 100% a bit to regain the lost popularity.

All of these came out a while ago, years not months. Horizon 5 is 2 years old this November, Flight Simulator is 3 years old, Psychonauts 2 is 2 years old, Gears 5 is 4 years old, Age of Empires IV is 2 years old.

Redfall was a masterpiece, what are you talking about?

This doesn’t feel like a shot at Sony but rather a shot at trying to win back people that have tired of all the CG trailers (read: a lot of people) that have plagued gaming presentations over the last several years.  People want gameplay.  Microsoft is no stranger to CG trailers with no gameplay (Redfall, anyone?), so…

I’m going to make it one.

It’s one of the strange things about games that give you endless creativity... people will use that “creativity” to create things that already exist. It’s really annoying how many things from Dreams and Nintendo Garage (or whatever tf) were reported on websites and YouTube videos, and how many of them were based on…

You can just say “a Wish.com Taylor Swift.”  That’s sufficient for the joke.

They should have called it the Pippin.  Give that legacy something to be proud of.