Yes. Except lifted.

Honestly, even after 3 matches opponents started feeling much “livelier” on the whole. I’m not even mad about this as a concept, though it would be nice if it were stated outright.

I was also one of those people that won my first game (7 kills) and I’m terrible at these games. The bot thing is kind of brilliant. It definitely made me want to keep playing.

Red shirts that die easily? Now where have I heard that before...

50 year-old women with more money than sense.

If you’re looking for a convertible, it’s not an Eos. If you’re looking for a VW, it’s not an Eos. If you’re looking for a luxury coupe, it’s not an Eos.

An Eos is always crack pipe.

“Until then, the FAA will order no more ‘doors off’ operations that involve restraints that cannot be released quickly in an emergency.”

My mom will think you’re super-rich. No one else will. They’ll think you wanted a nice but modest car that’s a step up from a Camry. Take it. Enjoy it. Sell it if you don’t like it, split the proceeds with your dad if you feel weird about it.

I’m choosing to believe that this is satire. I feel much better that way.

I think we found the 12 year old... or at least someone with the mentality of one.

Doesn’t matter, free car

Free car is a free car. A free Mercedes is worth the probably rare “fancy car comment. Plus its not like the C class is really that uncommon in any big city.

Yep, and the track day scene is not welcoming AT ALL to kids with no money. Its all 70 year olds, or tech bros.

Money. Liability. Money. Liability. Money. Liability...

His guess that it failed in the middle is wrong, leaving the other guesses also wrong. He’s entertaining otherwise, but he’s not a bridge engineer.

Yeah, if you even have a passing interest in mechanics and engineering you’d love AvE. Some of the vijay-ohs are like a passive form of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Well, he’s a lawyer, so BSRS is bursers... no, wait, I can’t. It’s, “You Can’t Be Serious”, a John McEnroe staple.