As a former smoker and currently vaper, I can only respond thusly:

We can’t have our cake and eat it too. For fifteen years Star Wars fans have been complaining about the prequels and how they’re nothing like the originals. So, Disney unsurprisingly played it safe. I’m shocked people weren’t expecting this. The People wanted a Star Wars movie, they got exactly that. No more, no less.

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It’s only a “remake of the first one” if you’re too much of a dullard to understand this movie was about Han and Leia.

Except LBP has one fatal flaw: it’s a shitty platformer.

HEY EVERYBODY !

...which is why it’s his review, not yours.

Sorcerer Supreme sounds like something I’d order for takeout or delivery.

He wasn’t a one trick pony by choice. Snatcher, Policenauts, Boktai, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, Zone of the Enders, and P.T. we’re all great and had nothing similar to Metal Gear. He’s wanted to do things besides Metal Gear since 2001. His limited portfolio is Konami’s doing.

“I’m prepared to raise my voice against the masses come Friday”

I love when the internet makes people thing their opinions matter. “raise my voice against the masses come Friday” LOL oh my god what a dork. not even your mother cares dude.

It’s almost as if the entire Star Wars series is based on traditional story tropes and archetypes that are hundreds if not thousands of years old. Who would have thought!

Not being canon is not the same as not being worthy of your time. Did you enjoy the story? Great! Continue to enjoy it. Just don’t expect the filmmakers to honor a particular detail. They will, instead, use their own details and histories outside of the books.

Grats on the Dead Orbit Shader!

I am a panda that gained sentience

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As someone who played a whole ton of Quake DM over dialup back in the day, until you’ve spent time playing a game you were killed by things such as...

I would be willing to bet 90% or more of the people who consider themselves Star Wars fans haven't read Star Wars book.

Yes but the games you get from Xbox Gold are yours. Its really frustrating when your PS Plus runs out for whatever reason and you can’t play the ‘free’ games you downloaded.

Totally agree...I dont get the sense it was just Mattick though, I kind of get the sense their whole approach was dictated by the culture and direction from the top...Ballmer.