I’m a huge fan of microdosing psilocybin, as little as 1/4 of a gram knocks out migraines with almost no trippy side effects for me and can turn a day in bed into a day of productivity 

Here’s the list of top Ingraham advertisers for the third quarter of 2018, just in case you want to avoid them like the plague.

Nothing but respect for my president!

Hi Jezzies,

Geisel hadn’t left Helen when she committed suicide but he was having an affair with Audrey Dimond. After her death, Dimond left her husband and married Geisel eight months later. Terrible behaviour from both Geisel and Dimond.

That is an incredibly horrible way to classify a suicide. (Said suicide apparently driving the “New Geisels” out of their home neighborhood due to pretty much the disgust of all the neighbors.) I’m sure there were plenty of adventures or literature to share in her unique voice that died prematurely with Helen. Her…

She was the 2nd wife though, right? Didn’t he scandalously leave his first (fellow author) wife who helped co-create a lot of his work after an affair with the married Audrey?

I have a friend whose mother re-married when he was in his mid-teens and left him to stay with friends while he finished school and she moved to another city with her new husband. He's always had a cordial, sometimes even warm, relationship with his mother and I’m sure he’ll say nice things about her when she dies,…

You must have really hate going to the movies, huh?

I don’t think Chris Cornell was this much of a shithead before he died.

She's an actress doing a bit with an obnoxious reality tv star for an awards show. This was before the birther shit. Do you ever not cone up with the most spiteful, off-base take? Is this a gimmick account where the gimmick is 'sucking'?

Become a race baiting nationalist and the crosses and garlic come out.  FIFY.  Though I can see where the two terms are mutually inclusive these days.

How to Get Away with Murder: Be a rich, white man

I was already going to hell for a bunch of other stuff anyways.

It’s so clear, so painfully obvious that this man is literally insane and needs to be held somewhere for observation. He needs to be kept away from the public for a very long time.

This will not be his only murder

genuinely can’t wait to hate watch this on edibles in the middle of the day and laugh like de niro in cape fear.

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

Cybersoldiergerm perhaps “running an England” is a deliberate mistake for comic effect. Same for “calling British 911". Cos of jokes and that. Besides, if you are the UK’s cultural guardian you should be hounding this movie for the monstrous dog poo jacuzzi that it is.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS

"It's okay to want to cheat on your spouse if your spouse has born your children and is no longer a six zero, everybody! We're selling Joni Mitchell CDs at the candy counter, two for a dollar!" THIS MOVIE WAS MARKETED TO WOMEN.