Wow. That sucks pretty fucking hard. She was the best character on the show. 

On the one hand, yeah, this is just some dumb venting by a celeb that has no effect on any of this whatsoever. On the other hand, I’m so fucking tired of a bunch of ancient, privileged, hypocritical jurists twisting legal doctrine through bizarre pretzel logic to prove there’s actually nothing unconstitutional about…

Excuse me. What is “Con Air”, possibly the  best action movie of the Nic Cage 90s, doing on this list? This movie is compulsively rewatchable. It goddamn SINGS. 

That’s actually a big part of all this. The WGA stipulations for the new contract included an item saying that the studios could not use AI to write scripts or provide re-writes for scripts. Studio response to that was to try to amend that item to make it a yearly conversation with the WGA as the technology evolves.…

Already binged the first three episodes last night. Love this show. Such a gem.

I nominate Brian Cox. He has gravitas, he’s Scottish, and his schedule just freed up. 

His kids all look like they’re being played by Heidi Gardner. 

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this.

Holy shit. He’s NOT Sam Witwer??

We all know the way to James Gunn’s heart.

Narrator: “There wasn’t.”

Is it possible—stick with me here—that after nearly 20 years of having Marvel and DC movies crammed down their throats, today’s movie-going audiences are a little superheroed-out?

I, also, want to go see Lance. 

Fucking fuck fuck fuck. 

I did not realize that her character’s full name is “Deirdre Beaubeirdre”. And I thought I couldn’t love that movie more. 

Aw. That kind of sucks. It was kind of a mess, but the performances were good, it was nice to have a central queer love (with actual queer actors), and it was kind of a relief to have a fantasy series with a lot of tongue-in-cheek humor instead of all of the dour self-seriousness of HOTD and LOTR. I’m not totally…

To honor this occasion I will be offering 50 Stanzo brand fedoras for the low-low price of $200. The only stipulation being that you buy them in bulk, otherwise it’s not worth it to me. It’s gotta be quality on my end or else no fucking deal.

Let’s slop ‘em up!

Baretta did that shit. 

At a certain point, “owning” your dickish behavior stops being charming and just becomes a sneering admission that you don’t intend to change and you don’t give a fuck about anyone but yourself.