Good thing the kitten wasn’t found by an aircraft mechanic, or we would only know about it from the gripe sheet.

Great Daaaaaad joke!

Maybe Fisher plays in a fantasy league where he has Amendola as a flex.

Brandon LaFell plays for the Bengals...

Listen to the audio. He was clearly asked about the running backs. Positions can be fluid in the NFL but there’s no way someone can classify Amendola as a running back.

It certainly makes more sense than if he was fired by a different school

As contractually obligated:

Foolish mistake, really. I prefer to manage my Crohn’s disease by beating my wife and my boss only suspended me two days

“Instead they suspend him for 5/8ths of a season”

Someone please remind me how many games Ray Rice got for knocking his fiance unconscious? JUST CURIOUS.

So he was smoking the Crohnic?

Amateur
-Vontaze Burfict

That lion is the animal world equivalent of Jay Cutler trying to tackle a linebacker who is running back one of his interceptions.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

“I respect you and I want to fit in. I want to be one of the guys. Should I do it?”

Good call wearing WR gloves, there’s high chance of catching a Tannehill pass in those seats!

Your budget is too conservative for a proper mid-life crisis, and nothing on that list would cause the requisite marital strife. That said, there’s still a way to get what you want while still going full-on Derpasaurus:

I would be angry at the whole world too, if i drove a Chevy Aveo.

Darren Rovell get off kinja.