He was well into his 30s when he visited the place where he was born, where his mother had written his name on a wall. “Finally!” he cried. “I will no longer be J. Robinson! From now on I will be.....J Robinson!”
Nodding
It could be worse.
Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:
“Get a white girl, son. Trust me on this.”
Construction workers on the scaffolding probably thought that they were safe.
Chop this, mutherfucker!
A real missed opportunity. No NYC cop would have arrested him.
And Silent Hill prepared me for my relationship :D Now I barely notice the small creatures running around in the apartment!
OPPO saves lives!
The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.
Clicking on any Deadspin link installs Stuxnet on your computer. They remotely activate the camera and record you yelling at your children while you masturbate to Supreme Court opinions. It’s what approximately 35% of their audience is doing at any given moment.
There are so many on the road because the first owner had it for 10 years and only put 12,000 miles on it going to church and bridge night at the senior center. They’re really just as awful and unreliable as any GM product of that era.
DON’T YOU DARE
Tiny Catcher (team winning 5-1 in 5th inning):
Tiny Catcher: Goddamnit, that was my ride home.
lax bro related content is timeless, bro.
I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.