He was well into his 30s when he visited the place where he was born, where his mother had written his name on a wall. “Finally!” he cried. “I will no longer be J. Robinson! From now on I will be.....J Robinson!”

Nodding

It could be worse.

Bran is Jon Snow’s father. And the boar that killed Robert Barratheon.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

“Get a white girl, son. Trust me on this.”

Construction workers on the scaffolding probably thought that they were safe.

Chop this, mutherfucker!

Maybe he isn’t a Stark at all, Hodor is his real father!

I mean how great would it be if, as the Ramsay watches his army’s crushed by the north rallying behind Sansa and the immortal Jon snow with their wildling/giant army, he drags rikkon to the dog cages. He’s manic and blabbering as he slams the door and throws rickon to the floor. As he comes to his senses and prepares…

A real missed opportunity. No NYC cop would have arrested him.

And Silent Hill prepared me for my relationship :D Now I barely notice the small creatures running around in the apartment!

OPPO saves lives!

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Clicking on any Deadspin link installs Stuxnet on your computer. They remotely activate the camera and record you yelling at your children while you masturbate to Supreme Court opinions. It’s what approximately 35% of their audience is doing at any given moment.

Davos: “Jon... By the gods, Jon, you—you’re back... The Red Woman.. she... it worked! BY THE GODS, JON!”

There are so many on the road because the first owner had it for 10 years and only put 12,000 miles on it going to church and bridge night at the senior center. They’re really just as awful and unreliable as any GM product of that era.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.