Mickey Mantle? At this point, he’s practically Willie Mays 2.0

Him hiding in the bushes. Like....seriously?!

But old soldiers are hard to kill ;)

So it’s like that song:

At what point do the Republicans just say ‘Fuck it’ and try to impeach Trump for Pence?

Yeah, I’m sure Brady coming home drooling and asking Giselle ‘Where am I?” every other second is not a sign of a concussion *eye roll*

I don’t like raisins but a date would be nice.

Aren’t you going to complain about the UC Irvine anteaters that say ‘Zot zot zot’ instead of whatever anteaters actually say?

I mean, Utah JAZZ? Memphis Grizzlies (there are no grizzlies in Memphis)? I think in terms of bad names, basketball takes the cake.

It’s hard for me to say.

His actual hand size?

I can’t believe so many people missed this sarcasm.

Are you sure you also didn’t turn into a lake?

That’s a Jimbo!

I like the juxtaposition between Robles confidently pointing up in the air to signal a pop-up and Yasmany Tomás eyeing the home run he just hit. 

Yeah, she wasted her time using voter fraud in freaking New York, Colorado and California instead of...you know...Michigan or Pennsylvania or Ohio

If I remember, it was because Fallout 3 originally allowed you to murder the citizens of Little Lamplight.

Maybe, who knows with Wheeler.

More like Wheeler has been disappointing given his pedigree and the fact that most observers knew that the Giants were getting fleeced for a half-season rental of Beltran only adds to it.

Because he also didn’t walk much and, unlike someone like Ichiro Suzuki, offered negative value on the field?