You’re the petty kinda of man that can’t even admit you totally fucked up the story. You were either too stupid to research it or lazy and instead of owning up to it, you sarcastically apologize for the other additives you put in the story. Classic fucking immature beta male can’t admit he’s wrong in fear of revealing…

BECAUSE HE IS WHITE is all you had to write.

Turns out Beckham was the 6th Spice girl ....... Knighty Spice