and a widdershins to you good sir.

Surely they’d be in the headlights?

Profit you say?

Quattro quattros!

First Diesel, and now Vin? The controversies sure are coming rapidly and emphatically...

Pretty sure. If its a Highlander, there can be only one.

Are we sure it wasn’t Toyota Highlanders?

His girlfriend says otherwise, and I quote, “Ohm my God!”

I trained for years at a deep web monastery with super awesome hacker ninjas. It’s cool, I wouldn’t expect someone who’s not an insufferable nerd like me to understand.

All currencies are a construct of human perception. The value of gold, paper money, this lint I have in my pocket, it’s all relative in value to what we can (for the most part) agree on. Bitcoin is no different. Its more abstract and newer therefore harder to establish consistency and uniformily agreed upon value… I…

I cut myself today
To see if I am still strong
I let the car slide away
The only way I could
The curb it tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to resist the tear
But I am too dry rotted

Meet Franklin!

This is the best teen week article. Decision made.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

the Genie clearly needs to be Patton Oswalt.

Model 3 number 3 will be the one to have

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Think about the cake that you put in the frunk...

Brick walls: they get all the stars in the crash safety tests.