*Wrinkles nose* No. I hate talking in games. I can read faster than they can talk and I want a game for something I can play not watch damn it. I’ve been hoping for a re-release and not a damn remake. I don’t want to buy a PC to play FF7 either. I have a Mac. I like Mac, and it’s serves me well. And no I don’t keep up…

This is a prison tax, not a fucking black people tax. Honestly, I never thought I’d utter this phrase, but stop making everything about race. At best it’s a socioeconomic thing that affects all poor fucks who end up in the prison system.

I thought so too. I accidentally froze some eggs (my fridge is funny) and threw them out. Would have been nice to know if they were usable I would have used them. Damn.

My cats love me. They use their scratching post (not this but part of some 80 dollar monstrosity that wouldn’t fit). Seriously, nothing like cats almost suffocating you while purring and insisting on lying on your chest, then falling asleep. Or grooming you, especially after you just showered and look like a…

My cats love me. They use their scratching post (not this but part of some 80 dollar monstrosity that wouldn’t fit).…

This only helps reinforce my view that people with belly piercings are trashy.

I used to like Birds of Prey, but to be fair I was like 12/13 when it came out.

I don’t even care about the comics. As long as they don’t fuck up a plot into Fantastic Four territory I’m happy. Holy moly, this trailer is so exciting! I love it and the end scene with the simultaneous fighting and shield trading! And I *love* Falcon’s fighting moves in the CA2, Ant Man, and now this. He might be my…

Am I the only one who hates Serial? Okay, hate is too strong a word. I just find it really boring. I hate the style. I hate that it’s seemingly in every podcast.

I kind of agree. Her music is good but not great. It’s not horrible, by any means but I think middle ground is a good description of it. I like her music on occasion but not for every day (that is hard rock and heavy metal, most of which is worse than Adele’s music).

It is if you eat a pound of it for a meal. I don’t get the runs since my body is used to this level of fiber but you might.

I frankly just don’t eat salad. Screw that. No, unless it has the words ‘fruit’ and ‘at least a pound of’. Then I’ll eat it as a meal.

This strikes me as a potential breeding strategy. Women can have babies. What if she has baby and we don’t know? Offer food for baby.

Or manners. Which ever.

Oh my goodness! I agree. This commercial wins. It wins everything. Vagina cakes and uterus piñata!

That photo is just very awkward.

Could be worse, you could have reproduced and had a child on the same birthday. It happens. Think on that.

Your sister’s an idiot for reproducing with him.

Fun fact: In a pinch blood can act as a substitute for blush and light lip stainer!

Animal class mammalia? Uh I was worried about my poultry dogs being contaminated with human (gross) or porker (also gross, but I was playing it as being worse than human.). I was basically hoping my extra dollar meant my ‘sausage’ was better than a cheaper hotdog (made of poultry, neither of which list mammal products…

You know, I’m glad I spent an extra dollar to buy sausage rather than ‘hot dog’. I can at least lie to myself and hope I’m not eating people.

At least its not West Virginia?