How do you write the algorithm to detect a group of asshats from some other group of people? Asshat detection seems like a hard problem for a computer to do accurately.

Am I getting the technique wrong? Or is it virtually impossible to heel toe with massive feet. They’re size 12. And yes, the pedals are tiny and very close together in a Citroen 2cv but I still figure I won’t get better luck in a modern car.

Leroy Jenkins!

KHAAAN!!!

Mustang Driver: “WATER?! I thought it was a crowd of people...”

Yo mama so fat,

Astronomers Recorded This Eerie Music From a 13-Billion-Year-Old Star

Maybe if you had just been less shrill it wouldn’t have happened. So, yeah. Please hide from public life. Also, do you really think you should get that promotion? Isn’t ambition a little unseemly? Think of all the men who aren’t getting that job.

It depends. What were you wearing?

DONALD TRUMP CHEATED ON HIS GOD DAMN WIFE!

They should have him as a Mad Max type character wandering around Tatooine, and he just stops and asks for directions. He drives off, 30 seconds later a pack of insane-looking tribesmen drive past, and then the movie continues as if nothing happened.

And her sidekick, Fudgie the Whale.