When I was out driving around as a teenager and we saw someone drinking and driving stopped at a stop light, we would yell at them to stop drinking and driving while throwing our beer cans at them.

I swear to god I know someone like this and I would have better luck trying to use reason and logic on a 3 year old, than have any luck helping this idiot realize how hypocritical his viewpoint on this is.

Bear witness to the creation of the new, ‘Your Dad..’ meme.

“Yeah, I love living with my roommate. And those yoga pants and sports bras she wears make her look so damn se- err, sporty! Yeah, sporty. Ya know, sporty, athletic?”

I would never be able to do this. Once I got the hose through the seat of my chair, I would be too distracted by all the other fun stuff you could then do.

I’m sorry, I got to this part and had to stop, “...And I want to fill my life with things that he wants me to fill it with and with other things that make me happy including sports and…pretty much sports.”

Well, if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.

Binders!!

 The Fuck is this. YouTube hosting pedophilia videos now?

Just to add possible insult to injury, my wife ran into a fire hydrant a couple of years ago. In addition to insurance premiums and property damage, they later sent her a bill for the water! (i guess they estimate it or something, but the insurance company paid for it too.).

Nailed it. The media was just following Trumps lead by catering to the shit lovers. He does it for quick and easy votes. The media does it for quick and easy ratings. Considering the intelligence of the average American, perhaps Trump is the President we deserve. How appropriate would it be for the last president of…

You are right. He is the Chosen One, the one who will bring balance to the GOP! Does that mean his son will bring order to the GOP?

How dare you! I feel like I have lost brain matter after reading that!:) Is this shit fucking serious?

See, this is exactly why I would totally want a white history month!

This. Hell, it took me 6 weeks to recover from the nighmare of watching the hell my son inflicted on his mom when he unleashed himself on this earth. Luckily, I was able to take 2 weeks off work to care for both of them.  

Or Farris.

I also thought you were being sarcastic, but you do have a point. Unfortunately, there is a ‘rural’ and a ‘southern rural’ distinction. I’m in VA, and these fucking idiots are everywhere. Hell, we have fucking idiots playing GI Joe in the woods thinking ISIS would waste time actually do a terrorist on their house -- I…

No shit. She’s a damned hero. I can only imagine the shit she’s going through now, along with the children and parents.

It’s fucked up to think about, but it is true. And it seemed that rather than the usual ‘ignore it, them thugs deserved it’ excuse we would have gotten had they been mostly black, they doubled down on the crazy by coming up with an elaborate conspiracy theory.

The only time it really works.