I also thought you were being sarcastic, but you do have a point. Unfortunately, there is a ‘rural’ and a ‘southern rural’ distinction. I’m in VA, and these fucking idiots are everywhere. Hell, we have fucking idiots playing GI Joe in the woods thinking ISIS would waste time actually do a terrorist on their house -- I…

No shit. She’s a damned hero. I can only imagine the shit she’s going through now, along with the children and parents.

It’s fucked up to think about, but it is true. And it seemed that rather than the usual ‘ignore it, them thugs deserved it’ excuse we would have gotten had they been mostly black, they doubled down on the crazy by coming up with an elaborate conspiracy theory.

I thought that was what was going to happen, especially with him saying ,”I had to”. When he didn’t, I was praying Carol would show up and fix this mistake.

The only time it really works.

Does it have a compartment to stow the shark costume?

What’s up with these photographs? To me, everything looks fake (not saying it is fake), like they built miniature sets and then took photographs of it. Maybe it’s the type of lens or something?

I loved it. It kinda scratched that same itch that Quantum Leap did, with every episode Jarod helping out in some mundane situation totally unrelated to him.

When in danger,

Lol! So subtle, I missed it.

Exactly what I thought when I read between the lines of his twitter comments. I mean, all those times he mentions her fat ass, he’s really saying, ‘Look at dat phat ass’. Doesn’t take a genius to recognize an MRA asshole who feels rejected.

Shhh. He’s onto us and knows how we’re all being directed by the Illumanati to not put up with racist assholes. He’s just goading us into telling him our superiors!

A sweet old lady summed all that up for me in the most eloquent way, “Don’t do nothing you ain’t proud of”!

Hell yeah, you could use these to take musical chairs to a whole ‘nother level!!

No shit, it’ll be a lot more boring without him around after the election. Maybe he’ll go back to reality-tv and do a show like the Apprentice. He could call it The Biggest Loser or something.

You do good work. So good, you fool non-Trump supporters. But I think you could Trump supporters. Hell, the ultimate would be fooling the Trumpster himself.

Like, Double-Dew? Or Diet Double-Dew?

I don’t know...I mean that is a shit-ton of bacon to risk my life for, or I could have 3 little porterhouses running around. Decisions.

Fuck all this, where do we find these ‘cow-sized pigs’ you mention??

This has me curious: Do they have bodycams? I’m right next door in Henry County/Martinsville and they have dash and bodycams. I figured it might be more useful (for bad cops) to nullify the bodycams as opposed to the dashcams.