This reminds me of the time I was throwing a server together for home use; I was using an old case and motherboard and walked away to get the PSU+other parts. When I came back, I saw my cat making motions as if covering it up with ‘invisible’ litter. Unfortunately, what he left inside was NOT invisible.

I remember this vividly as I was 7 years old. We all watched this in class since a lot of schools were showing it in support of Christa McAuliffe, the first Teacher In Space Project candidate who was, obviously, a teacher. That really was upsetting to a lot of 2nd graders, as you can imagine. I was big into NASA as a…

Could be worse and be like Tammy Faye Bakker; she doesn’t put makeup on her skin, she puts her skin on makeup.

“He thinks he’s all smart wit’ his proper pron-, pronunc-, pronuancish-. Fuck it, he thinks he speaks words good. Get ‘em boys!”

I like the idea of B.A.D. but it reminds of the Paula Deen thing:

Je suis cette chienne!

Don’t hate yourself, we’re all assholes here. On one hand, taking into account she was 74 years old, I’d actually be concerned she could have died from a heart attack or something from all that fast spinning. On the other hand, it seems like they knew she was spinning faster and just said, “Fuck it, lets keep on…

Bring in a resurrected Ultimate Warrior and Mick Foley (since he has always been a corpse) as a tag team.

Oh great, so Ben Carson is running a security company now?

So what you are telling me, is they are all getting paid a lot of money not govern or create a situation where they don’t govern.

All these comments about 8 year control of the state government made me look up the Michigan situation. I believe Michigan has now took the crown from Oklahoma for “States that shoot themselves in the foot”.

Damn it Frank, why didn’t you Fiona anything when she graduated?

When lost, in danger, or in doubt

I initially thought it would be Deliverance but your pick is a much better fit.

That depends on where you are at.

Weird. Maybe if I sweep some of these dead crickets away, the commenters will come.

Not to mention, if you think you are having problems or hear ‘click-click’, save any data you might need first, then do tests. Of course, if you are hearing ‘click-click’, you are already screwed and probably won’t be able to perform any tests, much less save any data.

Mueller is basically saying, to both sides: “#RTFR - Read The Fucking Report. I’m out.”

This deserves all the stars. I love this skit.

I would agree with you up until about 3.5 years ago. I mean, STP just ain’t the same without Weiland.