After suffering the severe effects of a stomach flu, I regained consciouness and found myself being carried out of my car, laid on a stretcher and into an ambulance. Once the fluids from the IVs were circulating, I became coherent enough to realize that I had completely shat myself in my car while I was passed out and…

The detail about no one being named Jenkins is essential (and caused me to lose half my drink on my computer screen).

Easy. The burger is for Bruno and the salad is for Malcolm.

I’m still laughing at that cause no one seems to recognize it or even looks his way when it happens.

Well, one of those idiots (Finicum) was shot and killed but only AFTER they started shooting at the officers, so your main point still stands. Obviously, if you are white, the only way officers will shoot you is if you actually shoot at the officers first. And yeah, ultimately, most all those charges were dropped. If…

Did that ball have a dick on it? Did she throw the dick off of the ball when she threw that pitch?

IQ optional, teeth not required!

I actually like that.

You are incorrect. There were no Star Wars: Battlefront games after the first two. If only they’d reboot them to keep the fun and spirit of those games and they would smashing successes!

Meh, I liked Tomatoface better when he didn’t pull this “I need a waahmbulance, nobody is paying attention to me!” shit. 

You’re right, we’d have to the actual contract before can practice our armchair lawyering. I was just assuming the default position of the person that takes the photo owns the copyright to it.

I can’t wait to see the fate of the idiot that thought this up, as I’m sure he’ll find some way to fail upward.

Also, see El Limpia-Ventanas comment and use every installed browser. Then, try every browser you don’t have installed. :)

I always have to do that upoad button like 3 times before it finally takes. Also, make sure your cursor is in the section where you type. But, yeah, I feel your pain.

I can’t help but feel that going to buy a beer while the national anthem is performed is truly the most patriotic act a citizen of the U.S. can do.

That flag has started the #MeFlew movement.

The cretins will always weasel their way back in within a few years.

HAHAHAHA!! You are hilarious.

Hell yeah. Even if they sued over some 1st amendment shit, the city settling would have still been a lot cheaper.

Can someone who has watched more than a few episodes of Law & Order:SVU chime in on the legalities here; Like, who can actually sue/press charges in this instance, Iggy or the photographer?