That’ll get your attention!

I genuinely thought this was some version of the classic GameBoy when I first saw the picture.

“Pay attention Johnny <zap>, Pay attention! <zap>

I can’t believe its not butter!

That would be too much fun!

You can always achieve your goals if you just keep moving the goalposts.

Are any of them named Ron?

I’d be the first to admit that David is probably not on his meds, however, to imply that he can’t do mechanic work or doesn’t know what he’s doing would make you a fool. His obsessive hobby to restore these rust traps teaches a lot.

Yep, Acer has kind of taken Emachines place.

Wouldn't the Shotgun Shell Seasoning Shakers be more thematically appropriate with a Donald Duck dish anyway?

Thank you. I was also disappointed by them not showing them actually moving them, until I saw your comment. I totally missed that at first; granted, the video really does only focus on how easy it is to maneuver these things as opposed to moving them. Compared to how ancient structures were made, moving them this way…

I’m so paranoid of scratches on new phones/tablets I buy, I’ve been known to leave the film on until it literally falls off.

Sigourney Weaver was in Avatar?

Magneto is extremely intelligent and cunning, which means an inexperienced Magneto would always carry around the equivalent of a few buckets of nails and this would be a stupid scene indeed. Granted, an Omega level version of Magneto wouldn’t need that shit since he can just manipulate the iron in your blood, but…

I’ve got it! Shmi DID have a second child a couple a few years after Anakin left. He was also force sensitive. Some other ‘Jedi’ came to retrieve him. His name was Luuke.

Alright, I’m sold on this idea; as long as Morisa Tomei gets to play Rey’s mom/Luke’s aunt.

Actually, that would make Rey out to be Luke’s unnaturally young looking aunt.

No, that is a terrible lubricant. You’ll need some penetrating oil, like PB Blaster or something for that endeavor.

I’m fucking dying over here! I’ve never seen this. Now I want to see one done by Warren Ellis.

TNG is still my favorite (I didn’t say best) iteration of Star Trek, but there was no first season as far as I’m concerned.