You’re totally right. I’m not easily offended, but this headline sure is trying to. This will just feed into the narrative of lame excuses to make him sympathetic, like “he was rejected”, “he was crazy’, “he had a bad childhood”. Motherfucker was 24 yo adult. I have more sympathy for a cockroach than I do for anyone…

I know we should be focusing on the victim and not giving this shit stain any more attention, but I can’t help but be curious how he made it out of the mall alive. I’m assuming his coward ass was making sure not that many people were around when he attacked the innocent child and ran.

Yeah. m/m/y? (make/model/year)

Damn, now all I can see are lemons, pacifiers, tongue, all kinds of things to replace the chin strap with! :)

Whew! I guess we can stop worrying about the future war of Humans vs Skynet; It will be Apes vs Skynet!

Ring? Do you have precious?

You hit the nail on head. I do not want to go down that road. If that was truly their intention, you eventually end up realizing what a waste of time it all is and truly cheapens the story.

^This. In context of the first season, these visions are presented more as a possible side-effect, and given the desperate situation, an ailing Roslin something to cling onto and drive her to find some kind of hope to giver her people before she passes. This is mirrored in Adama’s lie about knowing the location of…

Yep, it sure is: https://thetakeout.com/heinz-creates-mayochup-for-those-too-lazy-to-mix-thei-1825210364

Bailiff#1: “Did he say crazy AND black?”

Counterpoint: Under the Dome seems like it NEVER ends and doesn’t stop introducing new characters; It exists to make the reader suffer.

I am definitely going to try this tonight. I don’t know why you try to compare it to all those things called Mayo, ‘cause Duke’s is the only Real Mayonnaise!

Fuck it, if there was a COTD here, you deserve it for this. Like, no other comments needed on this article, just yours.

They changed the photo (for some reason), yet your comment is still valid!

I’m now picturing the judge asking the attorneys to approach the bench and as he scratches his head, whispering “How does this work? Do we punish her like a white person or a black person?”

I’m gonna have to stop you right there...

Yep, she needs to lower her standards, as in, IQ optional, pulse not required.

I’ve never understood why the trend with celebrities is for them to date each other. I mean, I kinda understand people getting with people  they work with cause they spend so much time together to a certain point. Otoh, it just seems like there’s this ‘celebrity incest’ thing going on where they all have to date…

I cannot wait for the invasion of the Skynet/Navi hybrids!

Even though the answer was genuine, it was still amusing to see you walk right in to the equivalent of a deez nutz joke.