You put that Bacon grease in the oil, didn’t you? :)

WTF?! I’m from VA, this just sounds like heresy!

Dr Ruth would be having a fit.

Never imagined I’d be thinking of needing some Monostat while watching a chicken recipe.

Idk, but I swear I think some Heinz executive came up with this crap when they ate out at Raising Cane’s and discovered Cane’s sauce.

That would explain why he seems to have such difficulty getting up. Falling didn’t surprise me (hell, any of us could trip and fall), but what stuck out to me was how much trouble he seemed to have trying to stand back up.

That’s Tortles.

Who is Blane? Hope he’s been on a diet.

She’s actually frowning, but the botox/surgeries and all...

Tell us more of your ideas for inflicting Childhood PTSD entertaining families, especially the face-hugger straw thing.

The cat in the header image is definitely thinking, “If you call my name 1 more time, I  will cut you”!

My cat only talks to me when he is in the back yard. He’ll start meowing, then I meow back . As long as I meow back each time he does, he’ll slowly get closer each time until he’s at my feet waiting for me to open the door to let us back in. I’m still not sure the point of this little ritual of his, but it is…

Hey everyone, I just discovered Chuck Tingle’s kinja handle is Aaron.

I’m just wondering what the guy on the right is doing with his right hand. Like, is he getting ready to help his buddy out or what?

Is that dog the only real thing in that picture?

Mailing his brothers to they can pick up his Jeep?

Does your gas smell better or more pure after it has been filtered?

There’s always hands (both sides)?

Stored as plain text, to boot! This is the shit that makes IT people say, “Fuck you Grandma, I am not helping you set up your Facebook anymore. You’re on your own! Or get drama queen cousin Becky to do it, since she’s always on it.”.

I’ve been out here doing the Meteor Dance since ‘16 and my prayers still haven’t been answered.