That’s Tortles.

She’s actually frowning, but the botox/surgeries and all...

Hey everyone, I just discovered Chuck Tingle’s kinja handle is Aaron.

I’m just wondering what the guy on the right is doing with his right hand. Like, is he getting ready to help his buddy out or what?

Is that dog the only real thing in that picture?

Mailing his brothers to they can pick up his Jeep?

Does your gas smell better or more pure after it has been filtered?

There’s always hands (both sides)?

I’ve been out here doing the Meteor Dance since ‘16 and my prayers still haven’t been answered.

I mean, I personally refuse to eat at a restaurant that doesn’t have smashed cow assholes on the menu.

Sure, let his kids drink the nasty water, if anything happens he can just have more kids. He needs to be willing to drink that water himself if he’s gonna impress me.

I only know of one game they did for Stranger Things that coincided with Season 2. Was there one for season 1 I didn’t know about?

I had no idea Edward Norton and Terrance Howard were characters in the MCU. That’s just weird.

Have you considered making your next project a tow truck? I mean, if you had a decent tow truck running, you could always get your current rust jeep project wherever it needs to go, regardless of its running condtion.

Not. Enough. Stars!

Austin 3:16 says I just saved your asssssss!

He needs to be kissed upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.

That shit is like cracking open a a laser toner cartridge; it gets everywhere, even places you didn’t know existed!

But then  you’ve got to find a heat gun with enough BTUs to really bake all that in.

Exactly. The swamp creature mask protest would fit perfectly with just about every single Department position he’s nominated. DeVos,etc