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He’ll probably re-title this article later to “How To Rebuild a Rusty Dishwasher”.

aka “Presented without context: Y’all ain’t gonna believe the shit these fuckheads wrote!!”

Every time something disturbing like happens, I believe a line of kinja code is permanently deleted forever, as if it never existed. I’m certain that’s how continual scrolling was implemented; we did it to ourselves!

I’m trying to find my wife some Rosetta Stone for German. This isn’t all that different for her anyway, as long as they have facebook. It shouldn’t take much to convince her to learn German for $18,522 $6,522 and free pancakes for 2 months.

“Well, he was carrying a gun but I left all my drop-guns in the trunk of my cruiser. But I’m certain I saw the smell of marijuana in his left-side pocket; gimme a minute and I’ll go get it out of my locker to show you. Shit, did I just say all that out loud”?

Yeah, this case has taken way too many turns, I can’t find anyone even remotely related to it credible. I’m gonna need Smollett, his 2 ‘Attackers’/’Co-conspirators’, any and all current or former attorneys, the judges and all the Police ‘Investigators’/’Justice Obstructionists’ to have to sit down in a room, and

Are you serious? Man, this is Virginia. We’ve got a Lynchburg AND a Blacksburg! And they’re not all that far from each other; I think Roanoke is in between them. Seriously. Now we need an enlightening yet very entertaining article from Harriot pointing this out.

I can relate. It's just like When You Give A Mouse A Cookie.

Truth! Additionally, as a non-pilot, the 2 pilots who did not report the incident during their flight should absolutely be reprimanded for failing to do so. While their inaction is certainly not to blame for the following crash, reporting what occurred prior could have definitely prevented it. I don’t think the off

All in mod-, mod-er, modera-, total abstinence or full fledged zealot, pick a side!!

I pray someone has sense enough to actually do a very thorough investigation of her, as in, bringing he police IA or even the FBI. The reason being that, while these incidents are absolutely terrible, I guarantee you she’s done a lot worse that we don’t know about. Thankfully she was stopped, cause there is no doubt

I was gonna say, that is a lot of effort just to find out if she’s dumb :)!

Black Phillip will fuck your shit up. That’s not even counting his infernal powers.

Already being familiar with this story, you really should put a warning that those who read up on it, will not only regret what they learned, but that they lose any productivity for the rest of the day as they go further down that rabbit hole.

The yellow snow tastes the best. At least, that’s what my older siblings always told me.

I swear, I wish there was a family board game based on this!

It’s definitely your rigorous study habits, unparalleled work ethic and ability to articulate your familiarity with any given subject in a professional manner, isn’t it?

Yeah. Its also why they take so long building a case before they make an arrest. That way, they’ve definitely got you and anyone else even loosely involved, dead to rights when they arrest you. 

She looks like she’s about to execute the ‘Janeway’ manuever, by pouring her hot cup of coffee right in the face of that ‘millenial expert’.