“You mean I could have just given them $500,000 to get my kid in? I didn’t have to do all the ‘other’ stuff?!” --Bob Saget

Nice try, but all of us reading comics at that time knew that not only did girls not read them, but we had to hide the fact we did from them.

How convenient.

I mean, if they were to go with some bold changes with her origin, why not go whole hog and make it more streamlined, rather than convoluted as fuck to somewhat convoluted.

And that is how you order the free smiles.

I know what you’re saying. When trailers for this movie first appeared, a lot of grumbly people compained about animation pointing out how long and lanky spider-man was and they didn’t like it. What they really meant was the art style, which I love. But the animation itself isn’t as smooth in some parts, like you’ve…

So we can watch you run some more.

I laughed immediately, looking for the usual Editor’s note.

Fear the Breaking Mad

how is babby formed?

Ooh, ooh! Plot Twist: The man has amnesia and doesn’t recognize his own family!

Who is taking care of the dog?

I would call that out for being weird or unusual, but I often microwave my cereal & milk for a few seconds ‘cause my teeth can’t stand ice cold milk for some reason.

I feel your pain. Everytime I give in to the temptation of taking a nap, I find myself waking up in the future approximately equal to the time I fell asleep plus the duration of my nap. 

Will my cat get to wear a shark costume? 

As long as it doesn’t crash trying to work through kinja’s bugs, it could put all the kinja sites’ writers out of business.

They chase the skier just like they would chase a car! 

Exactly. Not only are they often using cheaper Li-ion batteries, but they often use them in unregulated sub-ohm mods with coils they made themselves, basically becoming an inevitable disaster. I vape (I’ve been cigarette free for a year now!), but wouldn’t mind it at all if the industry was more regulated here in the…

Less? The 2 Aliens tv series, hands down. Why? 1 Spawn movie can only do so much damage to the franchise,  whereas 2 tv series has a lot more potential to fuck up the Alien franchise, and the poor thing has been damaged enough as it is with all sequels/prequels.

You’ve convinced me that this can’t be a real person; its obvious ‘she’ is just a meme.