“You mean I could have just given them $500,000 to get my kid in? I didn’t have to do all the ‘other’ stuff?!” --Bob Saget

And that is how you order the free smiles.

I laughed immediately, looking for the usual Editor’s note.

how is babby formed?

Ooh, ooh! Plot Twist: The man has amnesia and doesn’t recognize his own family!

Who is taking care of the dog?

They chase the skier just like they would chase a car! 

You’ve convinced me that this can’t be a real person; its obvious ‘she’ is just a meme.

Hell, we’ve still got the Shit List Turned Database that started from the end of 2016 to go through.

I just assumed he was really just showing his support since he’s obviously channeling Squidward.

Shit, you just raised a good point. Normally, if you are out of work for an extended amount of time, you are still required to pay your premiums even though you may not be getting a paycheck; however, the employer still pays their half of your premiums. You may be right that the employer in this case (‘the federal…

Thank you for pointing that out and I could word that a little better. I definitely don’t want to play the divisive game of ‘who suffered more?’, cause it’s all really bad and will just feed into the whole ‘whataboutism’ shit. I’ve first hand had a discussion concerning BLM and the response was basically, ‘well, at…

“People are saying--Trump is--a--sad--yuge--pussy”

“Is it wrong of me to believe that the native people are overreacting a bit?”

Looks like they arrested a nurse after linking his DNA: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hacienda-healthcare-nathan-sutherland-arrest_us_5c486e4ce4b083c46d64448b

Cause it’s all my wife watches.

I all can think is, “Look at all the pretty lights”.

As a fellow Virginian, thank you. Just because we’ve made some progress doesn’t mean our state doesn’t still try to compete with North Carolina to see which one can be more racist.

How could you forget the Hostess pie ads?

Lol! The thing with Liam is that, they’ve handled him the same way they used to handle Carl and Debbie when they were younger and have always handled Liam: Only mention them/show them if it is convenient.