That’s basically how all Soap Operas handled having kids. Everyone’s favorite couple finally gets together after all the drama, clones, foiled murder plots and then have babies which appear on 1 episode. Then they disappear for a couple months and the next time you see them, they come downstairs to have dinner to talk…

“What in the world was the “Ha ha, the realtor has a giant penis” bit?”

Only govt employees get the 4 day weekend. Private get MLK day, if any.

Can confirm. My spouse gets a 4 day weekend. In Virginia, they said fuck it, we can give ourselves 2 holidays out of this.

You totally nailed what I loved about the tv show. In between episodes of 'Immortal to behead of the week', they actually had some good stories and some decent character development.

[Hollywood exec] <enters room with coke covering nose and mouth> Aliens? Oh hell yeah. Throw in those Star Wars spaceships and shit too. There can be only one! Woooh! <sniff>

I loved the 1st movie and liked the tv show for what it was. All the other stuff just tripped all over itself, especially when it tried to tie everything together.

I still wouldn’t put it past them to try and exploit the battery pack’s firmware.

When I see BLKTECHCLT, I can’t help but see Black Tech Clit. 

This game sounds like a way to vent your urges to commit sexual assault.

And the female anchor’s frozen facial expression.

I’m crying over here cause I still can’t understand what the hell anybody said before “keep fucking that chicken”!

Hey Cannibal Witch, is a child a hot dog?

He was just trying to lend his buddy a hand in the fight.

No shit. It’s like they’re really not out to just point out assholes and leave a sticker. They actually are trying to help the whole situation. They only put the sticker on assholes cars who refuse to park appropriately.

Cannibal Witch tells it like it is and she loves to eat Buttery Males!

Nah, they went straight to the Youtube comments section.

Cannibal Witch, I really think your voice would find a much more fitting and appreciative home at https://thetakeout.com/. I eagerly await articles on your recipes to get the best flavor out of the children you eat.

I’m not opposed to the idea of teenagers, but if they go the route of ‘CW’ levels of romantic love drama shit, count me out.

Sounds like he was just late to class...by several years.