That’s basically how all Soap Operas handled having kids. Everyone’s favorite couple finally gets together after all the drama, clones, foiled murder plots and then have babies which appear on 1 episode. Then they disappear for a couple months and the next time you see them, they come downstairs to have dinner to talk…

“What in the world was the “Ha ha, the realtor has a giant penis” bit?”

Only govt employees get the 4 day weekend. Private get MLK day, if any.

Can confirm. My spouse gets a 4 day weekend. In Virginia, they said fuck it, we can give ourselves 2 holidays out of this.

When I see BLKTECHCLT, I can’t help but see Black Tech Clit. 

This game sounds like a way to vent your urges to commit sexual assault.

And the female anchor’s frozen facial expression.

I’m crying over here cause I still can’t understand what the hell anybody said before “keep fucking that chicken”!

Hey Cannibal Witch, is a child a hot dog?

He was just trying to lend his buddy a hand in the fight.

No shit. It’s like they’re really not out to just point out assholes and leave a sticker. They actually are trying to help the whole situation. They only put the sticker on assholes cars who refuse to park appropriately.

Cannibal Witch tells it like it is and she loves to eat Buttery Males!

Cannibal Witch, I really think your voice would find a much more fitting and appreciative home at https://thetakeout.com/. I eagerly await articles on your recipes to get the best flavor out of the children you eat.

Sounds like he was just late to class...by several years.

Now THAT is a work of art!

You two are pulling some deep internet cuts.

I’m betting you are on the right track. I’m thinking they found all those ‘hush money’ payments sent that to guy Graham was having relations with when the guy was underage. Of course, I may just be making this guess since it has happened before.

I’m udderly in awe at the mooves on that girl!

Damn, I just learned something I wish I hadn’t. Seriously, do they think they’re roasting a hot dog or something? 

She’s just a rebound. He recently broke up with Cold Ethel.