Nah, all those ideas are terrible.

Now THAT is a work of art!

You two are pulling some deep internet cuts.

I’m betting you are on the right track. I’m thinking they found all those ‘hush money’ payments sent that to guy Graham was having relations with when the guy was underage. Of course, I may just be making this guess since it has happened before.

“possibly final”, my ass. Everyone knows damn well Netflix is ready to cancel within a week of it airing. Go ahead and write the article announcing the cancellation so all you have to do is change the dates before you hit that submit button.

The Skrull disguised as a Xanadarian steals Ronan’s woman by impressing her with Footloose-levels of dance moves, thus igniting Ronan’s burning hatred.

I’m udderly in awe at the mooves on that girl!

Besides being teenagers, could they also be mutants? How about turtles? Martial artists?

Damn, I just learned something I wish I hadn’t. Seriously, do they think they’re roasting a hot dog or something? 

So thats how the prototype for the Deathstar is made!

Please never mention him again!

Were these robot employees unionized?

Notflix.

It’s amazing how you’ve indirectly hijacked my brain to play the MST3K theme on repeat in my head.

The whole government conspiracy is why Castle's family was killed, has always been one of the worst backstories for the Punisher. If his family isn't killed by random criminal violence, then they always end up losing focus on what really makes the Punisher work as a character. I like him in small doses and Bernthal…

She’s just a rebound. He recently broke up with Cold Ethel.

This is basically how I summarize how conservatives should approach everything in life: Stop giving a shit about what is in other people’s pants and worry more about keeping your own shit in your own pants.

I would assk why you are engaging in such juvenile puns butt I think I’d rather just race you to the bottom.

No shit. I don’t care if you are some gorgeous super-model, if one of your pubes ends up in my food/drink, tables will be flipped and heads will be rolled.